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Jokes Jokes Jokes Jun 11, 2010 19:59:33 GMT 8

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AMO: inday, paalisin mo nga yung pulubi sa labas ng bahay.
(nilabas ni Inday)
INDAY: off you go! Under no circumstance this house would relent to such
unabashed display of vagrant destitution!
PULUBI: oh! I'm so ashamed! Such a mansion of social climbing freaks!
(nakakuha na ng katapat si Inday!)
NOSEBLEED!!

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Jokes Jokes Jokes Jun 11, 2010 20:01:40 GMT 8

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Joke #9: ERAP IN LIBRARY

Erap in Library

‘What time does the library open?’ Erap on the phone asked.

‘Nine A.M. ‘ came the reply. ‘And what’s the idea of calling me at home in the middle of the night to ask a question like that?’

‘Not until nine A.M.?’ Erap asked in a disappointed voice.

‘No, not till nine A.M.!’ the librarian said.

‘Why do you want to get in before nine A.M.?’

‘ha, who said I wanted to get in?’ Erap sighed sadly. ‘I want to get out!’

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Joke #10: IN LABOR

One particular day many years ago, Erap’s wife was having labor pains.

Erap panicked so he called their doctor.

Erap: Hello, doc. My wife is in labor!

Doc: Is she in a lot of pain?

Erap: Yes, doc!

Doc: Is this the first baby?

Erap: No, doc. This is Erap!

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Joke #11: ANOTHER EXAMPLE

Teacher: (talking to ERAP) Can you give me an example of a beast of burden?

ERAP: Carabao, ma’am! Teacher: Very good, ERAP. Can you give another example?

ERAP: How about another Carabao?

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Joke #12: TESTING

As Erap’s Driver test drive it.

Driver to Erap: Sir, pweding pakitingin kung umiilaw yung parking light as driver switches on the parking light)

Erap: OK, its ON! Gumagana.

Driver: Sir, yung headlights, umiilaw ba? (as driver switches on the headlights)

Erap: OK rin, its ON! Gumagana.

Driver: Sir yung signal light pakitingin? (as driver switches on the signal light)

Erap: Gumagana, ay ayaw, ay gumagana, ay ayaw, ay gumagana, ay ayaw…….

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Jokes Jokes Jokes Jun 11, 2010 20:10:12 GMT 8

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Jinggoy, umiiyak habang pauwi galing sa school. Sinalubong ni Erap ang anak.

Erap: Anak, bat ka umiiyak?

JINGGOY: Hu! Hu hu! Dad, kina kantyawan na naman ako ng mga kaklase ko, matanda na daw ako pero di pa rin ako tinutuli. Sabi pa nila, pag nagkaanak daw ako, magiging mutain ang anak ko. Hu! hu! Hu!.

ERAP: Mga walang hiya yung mga kaklase mo ah! At ikaw naman wag kang maniwala sa kanila, Bakit! Minumuta ka ba?

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