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daadeguzman Moderator FOR RENT Posts: 133	Jokes Jokes Jokes Jun 10, 2010 16:25:02 GMT 8 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by daadeguzman on Jun 10, 2010 16:25:02 GMT 8 alam mo pag kumakanta ka gs2 kita i cheer... more! whooo! more more! ...MORE PRAKTIS! Go lng ng go! ... GO HOME! ahahaha! --------LAst na :]] sa susunod naman ulet hahaha
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zarinacruise Single Cell Organism Posts: 1	Jokes Jokes Jokes Jun 10, 2010 17:17:53 GMT 8 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by zarinacruise on Jun 10, 2010 17:17:53 GMT 8 @daa: hahaha. corniks!

daadeguzman Moderator FOR RENT Posts: 133	Jokes Jokes Jokes Jun 10, 2010 17:19:32 GMT 8 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by daadeguzman on Jun 10, 2010 17:19:32 GMT 8 @zarina :]] wahaha walang ganyanan! corniks ka pa jan e tawa ka nmn ng tawa!
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[]\/[]o[]R[]P[]-[]IS Nebraska Man $[]\/[]o[]R[]P[]-[]IS Avatar$ Posts: 76	Jokes Jokes Jokes Jun 10, 2010 17:54:39 GMT 8 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by []\/[]o[]R[]P[]-[]IS on Jun 10, 2010 17:54:39 GMT 8 BOY: Wala akong kwentang anak para sa inyo! Lahat ng ginagawa ko puro mali! Lagi nalang ako mali!!! Di 'nyo na ako mahal! AMA: Nagkakamali ka anak? BOY: Shet! Mali na naman ako!!!
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[]\/[]o[]R[]P[]-[]IS Nebraska Man $[]\/[]o[]R[]P[]-[]IS Avatar$ Posts: 76	Jokes Jokes Jokes Jun 10, 2010 17:54:59 GMT 8 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by []\/[]o[]R[]P[]-[]IS on Jun 10, 2010 17:54:59 GMT 8 Nanay: Ang lakas mo kumain pero di ka mautusan. Ang kapal mo! Anak: Kapag yung baboy natin malakas kumain, natutuwa ka. Sino ba talaga ang anak mo, ako o ung baboy? Umayos ka nay! Wag ganun!
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[]\/[]o[]R[]P[]-[]IS Nebraska Man $[]\/[]o[]R[]P[]-[]IS Avatar$ Posts: 76	Jokes Jokes Jokes Jun 10, 2010 17:55:19 GMT 8 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by []\/[]o[]R[]P[]-[]IS on Jun 10, 2010 17:55:19 GMT 8 BF : May ibibigay akong gift sa iyo, pero hulaan mo muna! GF: Sige, clue naman... BF: Kailangan ito ng leeg mo. GF: Kwintas? BF: Hindi... PANGHILOD! SMILE!!!
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[]\/[]o[]R[]P[]-[]IS Nebraska Man $[]\/[]o[]R[]P[]-[]IS Avatar$ Posts: 76	Jokes Jokes Jokes Jun 10, 2010 17:55:41 GMT 8 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by []\/[]o[]R[]P[]-[]IS on Jun 10, 2010 17:55:41 GMT 8 (Sa loob ng Mall) GUY: LOVE, yan ang dati kong girlfriend. Jowa: Ang pangit pangit naman! GUY: Wala akong magagawa, yan talaga ang weakness ko ever since...
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[]\/[]o[]R[]P[]-[]IS Nebraska Man $[]\/[]o[]R[]P[]-[]IS Avatar$ Posts: 76	Jokes Jokes Jokes Jun 10, 2010 17:56:00 GMT 8 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by []\/[]o[]R[]P[]-[]IS on Jun 10, 2010 17:56:00 GMT 8 JUDGE: Ano ba talaga nangyari? ERAP: ? (di nagsasalita) JUDGE: Sumagot ka sa tanong. ERAP: Naman eh!!! Kala ko ba hearing lang to??? Bakit may speaking?
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[]\/[]o[]R[]P[]-[]IS Nebraska Man $[]\/[]o[]R[]P[]-[]IS Avatar$ Posts: 76	Jokes Jokes Jokes Jun 10, 2010 17:56:23 GMT 8 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by []\/[]o[]R[]P[]-[]IS on Jun 10, 2010 17:56:23 GMT 8 NARS: doc, bat tinanggihan nyo yung pasyente? DR: alin, yung bakla? NARS: opo. Baka sabihin namimili tayo, porke bading siya. DR: ano naman raraspahin ko sa kanya?
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[]\/[]o[]R[]P[]-[]IS Nebraska Man $[]\/[]o[]R[]P[]-[]IS Avatar$ Posts: 76	Jokes Jokes Jokes Jun 10, 2010 17:56:55 GMT 8 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by []\/[]o[]R[]P[]-[]IS on Jun 10, 2010 17:56:55 GMT 8 FROG: what does my future hold? FAIRY: you'll meet someone who wants to know everything about you. FROG: great! Will I meet her in a party? FAIRY: no. in biology class
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Things you don't want to hear during your own surgery:
-san yung gunting na bago? Bat may kalawang to?
-10ml? may nakasurvive na ba dyan? Sabi ko 5ml lang!
-doc, ubos na po pala yung anesthesia.
-kanina pa bukas yung tiyan, asan yung pantahi?
-sunog! Sunog! Labas lahat!

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[]\/[]o[]R[]P[]-[]IS Nebraska Man $[]\/[]o[]R[]P[]-[]IS Avatar$ Posts: 76	Jokes Jokes Jokes Jun 10, 2010 17:57:47 GMT 8 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by []\/[]o[]R[]P[]-[]IS on Jun 10, 2010 17:57:47 GMT 8 inspiring quote of the day: "hindi ako tamad. Hindi ko lang alam kung saan ko ibubuhos kasipagan ko."
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[]\/[]o[]R[]P[]-[]IS Nebraska Man $[]\/[]o[]R[]P[]-[]IS Avatar$ Posts: 76	Jokes Jokes Jokes Jun 10, 2010 17:58:17 GMT 8 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by []\/[]o[]R[]P[]-[]IS on Jun 10, 2010 17:58:17 GMT 8 'dear te, dear te, dear te!!!' -sigaw ni Anabel Rama kay Lorin at Veniz (mga anak ni Rofa) habang naglalaro ng tubig sa kanal.
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daadeguzman Moderator FOR RENT Posts: 133	Jokes Jokes Jokes Jun 10, 2010 22:49:57 GMT 8 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by daadeguzman on Jun 10, 2010 22:49:57 GMT 8 People are always lookin’ 4 the lovely ones.. the nice ones.. the delicious ones.. the smart ones.. da sweet ones.. ... kakainis… ako.. ako.. puro na lang ako.. -magandang gabe :]] hahaha!
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[]\/[]o[]R[]P[]-[]IS Nebraska Man $[]\/[]o[]R[]P[]-[]IS Avatar$ Posts: 76	Jokes Jokes Jokes Jun 11, 2010 19:58:41 GMT 8 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by []\/[]o[]R[]P[]-[]IS on Jun 11, 2010 19:58:41 GMT 8 MRS: hon, am I pretty or ugly? MR: uhm.. both.. MRS: anong both? Pwedeng pretty and ugly? MR: ang ibig ko sabihin, you're pretty ugly.
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