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Post by daadeguzman on Jun 10, 2010 11:20:47 GMT 8
isa pang tingin! hahalikan kita!
pst!
pst! titingin na yan!
...wahahaha..,
--- TAEEEEEEEE!!
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Post by daadeguzman on Jun 10, 2010 11:24:46 GMT 8
A father was teaching his son about the evils of
alcohol.
He put oneworm in a glass of water and another in whisky.
The worm in the waterlived, while the one in the whisky curled up
...and died.
FATHER: Oh anak, ano naman natutunan mo?...
SON:
ngayon ko lang po nalaman na kapag uminom ka ng alcohol,
hindi
ka magkakabulate..
---- HAHAHA TOMO!
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Post by daadeguzman on Jun 10, 2010 11:26:08 GMT 8
daa: look! i really really love you!
coleen:owss tlga?
daa :just kidding... practice lng!
----- tumetesting amp! ahahha
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Post by []\/[]o[]R[]P[]-[]IS on Jun 10, 2010 11:29:48 GMT 8
SA BAKERY
Pulubi: Palimos po ng cake.
Ale: Aba, sosyal ka ah! Namalimos ka lang, gusto mo pang cake.. eto pandesal!
Pulubi: Duh! Ate?! Bday ko kaya today?!?
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ANAK: Tay mag-ingat kayo sa DANKTRAK!.
TATAY: ano ung danktrak?
ANAK: Yunn pong trak na 10 ang gulong na karga buhangin?
TATAY: Tanga inde danktrak un...TEN MILLER!!!
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Honeymoon...
BRIDE: Kinakabahan ako. Baka di ko makaya.. Parang natatakot ako.
GROOM- Kaya mo ito. Di ba dati may alaga kang ahas?
BRIDE- Oo nga, pero takot talaga ako sa UOD!
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Post by daadeguzman on Jun 10, 2010 11:47:05 GMT 8
may bago akong hobby
im collecting..
im collecting first kiss
...
cgurado ako lng meron nun
...
can i have yours?
--- hahahaha!
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Post by daadeguzman on Jun 10, 2010 11:52:13 GMT 8
hindi naman ako HOMEWORK...
but why there are so many people
wants to take me home
...
NAGUGULUHAN NA TALAGA AKO..
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Post by daadeguzman on Jun 10, 2010 11:52:44 GMT 8
mommy: Anak matalino ka daw sa math sabi ng titser mo
daa: Opo
mommy: sige kunwari binigyan kita ng 5 apples and 3 grapes. Ano ang sagot mo?
...
daa: Thank you po!!!
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Post by daadeguzman on Jun 10, 2010 16:18:04 GMT 8
Scenario.Juan: Pedro pa pasaload naman ng
dos, kelangan lang talaga.
Last Text ko nalang to.
Pedro: Okay.
...
**NAPASALOAD NA**
Juan: Salamat tol, maaasahan ka talaga....
Pedro:
Sige, wag mo na itext yan. mauubos load mo!!
Juan: Thanks for
reminding!
Pedro: ~.~
GETS?
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Post by daadeguzman on Jun 10, 2010 16:18:44 GMT 8
ng hirap ng may
iniiwasan… Nakikita ko pa lang siya, gusto ko nang lumayo… Sa kaiiwas
ko, lalong kumakabog puso ko… lecheng aso ‘yun! bka habulin nnman ako!
-Bwahahahah!
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Post by daadeguzman on Jun 10, 2010 16:19:11 GMT 8
drugs ka ba?
malanghap lng kita
im in... heaven na eh!
...
...ahahaha..,
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Post by daadeguzman on Jun 10, 2010 16:20:09 GMT 8
nung elementary
ung mga matatalino..
naka upo sa front row
...ung mga makukulit at pasaway..
nasa last row
ako sa pinaka gitna pinapa-upo ng teacher ko
...
ako daw kasi ang center of attraction!
----BASAG :]] walang papalag
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Post by daadeguzman on Jun 10, 2010 16:20:40 GMT 8
Knock knock...! Who's there? what can ...be... what can be who?  ... What can bebitiw bigla...! what can bebitiw biglaaaa!.. higpitan lng ang yong kapit.. maglalayag pa2ngong langit... |
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Post by daadeguzman on Jun 10, 2010 16:22:10 GMT 8
GIRL: Sino'ng love mo?
daa: Uhmm.. sino nga kaya? confused pa ko e
GIRL: ehh... kahit ung konti lang...
......
daa: uhmm.. ndi ko sigurado... basta isa lamang ang alam ko...
GIRL: Ano un? (hoping)
daa: Na hindi ikaw yun...
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Post by daadeguzman on Jun 10, 2010 16:23:06 GMT 8
daa: Para kang kalan...
GIRL: BAkit?
daa: Dahil pinag-iinit mo...
......
GIRL: Talaga? (nagsexy dance)
daa: Ou pinag-iinit mo ang ulo ko... sunugin na kita gusto mo?
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Post by daadeguzman on Jun 10, 2010 16:24:17 GMT 8
Sana naging tubig nlng ako
para 8x a day
akong dadampi sa labi mo
...tapos masasabi mong you cant survive a week
without me/..
ang sweet ..pati tubig nilalanggam na!
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