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[tulumeh]

Q: bakit nagka-aids si magic johnson?

A: because he was playing with larry's bird.

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Kumain sa isang sosyal na restaurant sina Erap at FVR. ‘Give me Swiss Steak and French Fries’ order ni FVR sa ingles.

‘And you Sir? tanong ng waiter.

‘The same, Give me sweepstake and first prize, too’ sagot ni Erap.
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Joke #3: GROUP

Erap was asked if a group of birds is called a flock of bird, and a group of fish is called a school of fish, and a group of wolves is called a pack of wolves, then what do you call a group of dogs?

Erap: Madali lang yan, anong akala ninyo sa akin tanga! Di anser is ‘asociation’ .

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Nagpunta si Erap sa England at nag-meet sila ng prime minister.

Habang kumakain, nagtanong ang prime minister.

‘Is San Juanico Bridge the longest bridge in the Philippines ?’

‘Yes,’ mabilis na sagot ni Erap saka biglang nag-isip ng maitatanong din, ‘Ah… Is London Bridge falling down?’

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Ang gatas ko noong baby ako, Lactum,’ kuwento ni Marcos sa ibang presidente.

‘Ah ako, Enfalac, ‘yun ang mahal, eh,’ sagot ni Cory.

‘Ako, Lactogen, kaya ganito ako katalino,’ sabi ni Ramos.

‘Ikaw, Erap, ano ang iniinom mo noon?’ tanong ng tatlo. ‘Ano yata Lactacyd.’

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Sa mga Admin.. nagkaroon ng Double post sorry . paki merge na lng dun sa isa.. salamat! .. ^_______^ ska sana pde i-sticky na natin toh.. ahahaha

[Amaterasu]

joke? eto biggest joke!!!


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[daadeguzman]

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